it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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