Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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