Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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