I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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