THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
