Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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