Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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