I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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