So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
40s are totally the cure
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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