i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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