I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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