Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
one might say we're banned from that church
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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