I will die if light touches me.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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