I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Help. Why am I so naked?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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