The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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