she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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