i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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