Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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