forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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