I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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