no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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