Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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