That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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