So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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