ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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