READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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