This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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