Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
