But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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