Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
