3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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