I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
