Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
His nipple licking is glorious
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