I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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