How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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