im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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