someone get that fucking seahorse.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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