Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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