I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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