Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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