just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
