Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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