Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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