is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
