shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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