Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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