We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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