no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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