Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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