he thought i was a dude.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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